The Barn by Ralph Hagen for June 11, 2010

Stan did pretty good, Juanita. Don’t be such a prig.

Sounds just fine to me, Juanita! Go, Stan!

I like being called a “keepa”!

In fact, our son and our daughter have new relationships that are “keepa’s” and we just love ‘em!!!

“… she’s even sweeter than Orangina.”

I think my lady would complain but secretly smile if I called her a keepa.

Now try rhyming something with ORANGE!

…with eyes of brown and nose so pink, I love her more than Rita.

Bonita Juanita, Stan’s mamacita!

That dear sweet heifer Juanita Her bovine looks are muy bonita Soft brown eyes, pretty pink nose She looks her best when nibbling a rose.

Will you be my tasty little treata?

Juanita, … just say “thank you, Stan!”

My brother used to pronounce orange as O-Rang-Gee as in orangutan.

Be still my beating heart ! <3

I think that I have never met a heifer like Jaunita. With eyes so brown and nose so pink, she’d make a tastey fajita.

grazer said, about 5 hours ago

I think that I have never met a heifer like Jaunita. With eyes so brown and nose so pink, she’d make a tastey fajita.

FANTASTIC!

An optimist would say Juanita will become a milk cow. A pessimist would say she won’t. So will she be heifer empty or heifer full?