The Barn by Ralph Hagen for August 16, 2020

Occupational hazard that goes intergalactic

“You had to be there.”

If it has to be explained, it’s not funny.

Must be the next generation gap.

If you figure it out, let me know.

Probably has something to do with Rory Airlines.

See! It’s not just us!!

That’s one strong wifi signal! I can barely get mine in the garage.

Don’t worry. Rory is good at lambsplaining.

You see everytime Charlie Brown tries to kick the football, Lucy pulls it away. It’s a running gag.

All that unintentional chatter might bring unwelcome attention. Every assumes that Vulcans are on their way with nary a thought for the Romulans.

“Although setup by the coyote, it inexplicably works for the road runner, but then not for the coyote. It’s called a ‘non sequitur’…”

You see, people aren’t hurt by falling pianos. They just get up and walk like an accordion.