How do you catch elephants? You need a small jar, a pair of binoculars, tweezers, and a sign that says “Elehants drink here”. Put the sign near a waterhole and wait for an elephant to wander up. The elephant will see the misspelled sign and start laughing. Other elephants will hear it laughing and come see what the joke is. When enough elephants are laughing at the misspelled sign, look at them through the wrong end of the binoculars so they look little, pick them up with the tweezers, and put them in the jar.
tudza Premium Member over 3 years ago
How do you know where an elephant has been? Check the stickers on his trunk.
GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago
And when Rory goes up to the boarding desk, the attendant says, I’ll have to check your mouth and zip it.
Egrayjames over 3 years ago
How do you prevent an elephant from charging?Take away his credit card.
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m all ears.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
LOL! Stan speaks the truth! Bada Bing Bada Bang!
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago
How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? The ceiling is near!
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago
Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle between 4 and 6?
Because that’s when elephants are jumping out of the trees!
Why are Pygmies so short?
They went in the jungle between 4 and 6!
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago
How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a gray elephant?
Twist it’s trunk until it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
Michael G. over 3 years ago
What do you get when you cross elephants with fish?
Greyhame over 3 years ago
So, the TSA agent whips out his flashlight and says…
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
“How do you pick anything up with that?”
(ͼ_ͽ)
Popcorn over 3 years ago
A man walks into a bar…..someone call 911…..snort!!
Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago
The elephant party is no joke.
khcm1157 over 3 years ago
And the elephant replied ‘Tusk, tusk’.
MontanaLady over 3 years ago
You all have me laughing!!! What a way to start a busy day.
xoxo
tarnsman over 3 years ago
How do you catch elephants? You need a small jar, a pair of binoculars, tweezers, and a sign that says “Elehants drink here”. Put the sign near a waterhole and wait for an elephant to wander up. The elephant will see the misspelled sign and start laughing. Other elephants will hear it laughing and come see what the joke is. When enough elephants are laughing at the misspelled sign, look at them through the wrong end of the binoculars so they look little, pick them up with the tweezers, and put them in the jar.
over 3 years ago
I just love irrelephant humor.
6th Billiard Ball Student over 3 years ago
Twice beneath an era, there was Jake and the Calgary Beam stalk that turned into a vacuum scene!
It’s too crowded upon a time.
strikklybizness over 3 years ago
What do you get if you cross an elephant with peanut butter?
Peanut butter that never forgets, OR
An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.