“If you bat it, I’ll fetch it, Sire.”
“If your highness would give me my front paws back, I feel I’d be able to fetch for his highness’s amusement more efficiently.”
“Get it? Got it! Good?”
Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
A: She had a litter of mittens.
Have you heard the one about the comic strip that outsourced its captions?
I know my jokes made me lay this egg, but I will make you laugh, Your Highness!
It’s really funny, your highness. I hop like a kangaroo when I fetch the ball.
You’re a cat and I’m a dog, aren’t the costumes obvious and redundant
Haven’t you ever heard of someone ‘laying an egg’?
I’m sorry Your Majesty; I was laughing too hard at my own joke.
The world according to cats
When the jester sang for just the queen wearing a coat she borrowed from James Dean…
Three balls? At the same time? Are you out of your fuzzy little mind?"
“No, seriously. Who died and made you Queen?”
“When you said, ‘Queen,’ I thought you were going to dress up as Freddy Mercury.”
Wanna trade silly hats? The one I’m wearing will get you a lot of Instagram likes.
eromlig almost 3 years ago
“If you bat it, I’ll fetch it, Sire.”
bestframeforward Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“If your highness would give me my front paws back, I feel I’d be able to fetch for his highness’s amusement more efficiently.”
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
“Get it? Got it! Good?”
W Crowley Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
A: She had a litter of mittens.
ksparrothead Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Have you heard the one about the comic strip that outsourced its captions?
TimeTraveler50 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I know my jokes made me lay this egg, but I will make you laugh, Your Highness!
Arthur I Romeo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s really funny, your highness. I hop like a kangaroo when I fetch the ball.
Doctor Toon almost 3 years ago
You’re a cat and I’m a dog, aren’t the costumes obvious and redundant
Indianapolis Smith almost 3 years ago
Haven’t you ever heard of someone ‘laying an egg’?
DanRayHar almost 3 years ago
I’m sorry Your Majesty; I was laughing too hard at my own joke.
saxie5 almost 3 years ago
The world according to cats
amaryllis2 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
When the jester sang for just the queen wearing a coat she borrowed from James Dean…
cha0ss Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Three balls? At the same time? Are you out of your fuzzy little mind?"
cha0ss Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“No, seriously. Who died and made you Queen?”
cha0ss Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“When you said, ‘Queen,’ I thought you were going to dress up as Freddy Mercury.”
Theresa Fichtner Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Wanna trade silly hats? The one I’m wearing will get you a lot of Instagram likes.