The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for December 21, 2023

3 panels, 3 Gingers. Yes!

Come back Lennie!

Ginger is right. There aren’t many things a good nap won’t help.

Actual Headlines:

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Farmer Bill Dies in House

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

And then there are all those “alleged” thises and thats, when there have been a bunch of eyewitnesses and maybe even a video.