The Buckets by Greg Cravens for November 01, 2001
Transcript:
"Hey, I thought you were getting our yard up to 'Yard of the Month' standards." "Yeah, I thought about it. Then I started thinking. Sure, I could bust my rear getting our yard looking all nice and everything..." "But then, some other guy would have to have the worst yard in the neighborhood. I just couldn't do that to another human being." "So having a crummy yard is your way of doing a public service?" "You know me, Sarah. I'm all about the other guy."