The Buckets by Greg Cravens for December 08, 2005

Transcript:

"I wonder why we're out of mayo..." "Your son says he made a promise to his stupid friend Gary who is at this moment in the emergency room because the tattoo he gave himself with a safety pin is infected anyway the point is that Toby said he can't break his promise to give himself a similar tattoo of their band's logo on his ankle!" "Ah. The mayo's an evil omen, warning me to leave the house..."