The Buckets by Greg Cravens for October 14, 2009
Transcript:
Airport Security Man says, "Show me your papers!" Mansays, "Take off your shoes, bets and jewelry." Man says, "Move quickly!" Man says, "Open all your belongings, and put tem in the tubs." Man says, "Empty your pockets, and raise your arms!" Man says, "Go into the main traffic areas to put your things back on." Larry says, "What about our dignity?" Man says, "Confiscated. Can't let the terrorists win."
The last time I was on an airplane, was February 1990. I don’t miss it at all.