The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 20, 2011
Transcript:
Why is it when you experiment on someone, they're called a guinea pig? Shouldn't we call the guy doing experiments on poor little guinea pigs bad names? Like mad scientist or doctor bunny killer. Well, I suppose. Eddie, c'mon back guinea pigs aren't allowed to leave the experiment. Toby, mom says you're a mad scientist bunny killer! Hold it!
When I read that Guinea Pigs are, in fact, a food animal in their native habitat, I wondered… How many of those things you gotta catch to make lunch? If you’d been doing yardwork or something, you’d need a BUNCH.