The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 04, 2011

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Bathrooms are hard to use! Oh, I hate these commercials. They have all those crazy fixtures and complicated drains! First they make simple tasks sound tough. But new house-out is so easy! Then they give us their stupid product. There are no confusing moving parts, no need for electricity and no expensive water bills! And make it sound too good to be true. And best of all, because house-out isn't in your home, you don't have to worry about messy maintenance. But wait there's more! If you order now, we'll send you to house-outs for the price of one! Plus shipping, which is how they profit. And we'll send you this handy paper-role holder with this plastic slide thingy on it free! And the useless free gift. They think we're all idiots. Or that we all know people who have a birthday coming up.