The Buckets by Greg Cravens for October 30, 2011
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Do you want a new? Yeah a black one! This one? One that comes down real low. How's that? Do they have one with the eyeholes? What about this one? Cool! Let's get this one. Wait to they have one with ears? Years? Yeah! Pointed ears! Point... And a cape. Let's get this one. Wait! Are there any bulletproof ones?
Friend of mine was given a few patches of kevlar to add to a fiberglass helmet he was making. The guy he got them from said never to tell that he had them- they were from old bulletproof vests, and were supposed to have been destroyed or something. When we speculated as to WHY no one would want random sheets of kevlar fabric floating around, we thought of some redneck kid holding one up in front of him and shouting “Okay! Try an’ shoot me now!” to his best huntin’ buddy. Yeah. Best that no one be told that anything they have in their possession is ‘bulletproof’.