I don't think we just go to sleep every night. I think mom and dad are shooting us with tranquilizer darts and telling us we sleep every night. Why would they tranquilize us every night? So they can get some sleep, I guess.
As Toby would say, “Sleeping is weird.” It’s all like, “I’m gonna go lie down and hallucinate elaborately for a third of the entire day, then forget about it all as soon as I reassert consciousness.”
Nah, Not the darts. Leaves marks. Can’t leave marks, someone might notice. Do it like a nicotine patch – stick it on when you hug/tuck in at night. .Of course, some nights, I’m sure mom & dad will wear the patch.
LLABDDO about 13 years ago
Valium makes a great bed time snack.If they can make children’s vitamins into gummy bears, why not low dose valium? Goodnight boys.
doc white about 13 years ago
NO NO, the grown up take the valium.
gary4160 about 13 years ago
liquid benydral in some hotcocoa lol!
gregcartoon Premium Member about 13 years ago
As Toby would say, “Sleeping is weird.” It’s all like, “I’m gonna go lie down and hallucinate elaborately for a third of the entire day, then forget about it all as soon as I reassert consciousness.”
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 13 years ago
its LOG ing out.
shewith5 about 13 years ago
Hey, a little piece and quiet would be worth a visit from a suspicious CPS agent. LOL
widgetsx3 about 13 years ago
I am so grateful that the kids are older and I can get sleep again, except on nights they are not in the house. Then I can’t sleep til they get home.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 13 years ago
As long as you have good dreams you will be fine.
Number Three about 13 years ago
I love sleeping…
LOL xxx
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
Nah, Not the darts. Leaves marks. Can’t leave marks, someone might notice. Do it like a nicotine patch – stick it on when you hug/tuck in at night. .Of course, some nights, I’m sure mom & dad will wear the patch.