The Buckets by Greg Cravens for November 24, 2011
Transcript:
You think mom and dad are shooting us with tranquilizer darts every night and are just making it up that sleeping at night is normal? Yes! Well, if sleeping at night isn't normal, why do mom and dad do it anyhow? Maybe grandpa is tranquilizing them. Well, it certainly sounds like something he'd do.
It’s not just Grandpa. It’s a vast, wide conspiracy that has been going on for generations. Break Free! Sleeping is a myth! It’s da way da Man keep you down! Stop sleeping!