Directions: open package, eat product. Pfft. Guess they think I'm stupid. Warning: do not eat package. So much for guessing. I know they think I'm stupid now. I oughta eat the box. That'd fix them.
I found instructions on a box of Kleenex once. Or Puffs, whatever. The worrisome part is that I’d been doing it wrong for years, according to their lawyers.
I found instructions on a box of Kleenex once. Or Puffs, whatever. The worrisome part is that I’d been doing it wrong for years, according to their lawyers.