The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 03, 2013

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The stuff on top gets thinner and thinner. Meanwhile, my eyebrows have gone crazy... My nose and ears are becoming thickets. And my back, shoulders and chest are running amok. Now, to top it off, I found a hair on the back of my hand that's nearly 3 inches long! How long has that been growing? How many people in the last few weeks have looked at me and said, check out the werewolf? How's my makeup? You look great. So, I was thinking, I probably should shave the backs of my fingers. Everyone's probably sick of seeing me like this.