The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 14, 2013
July 13, 2013
July 15, 2013
Transcript:
Are there monsters under my bed? Sorry. No. Uh... What? They've all been pushed to extinction by man's encroachment on their habitats. Where once you could find bed monsters everywhere, now you just find dirty socks, lost Legos, and last year's favorite board games... That's... Good, right? Well, we didn't understand how bed monsters fit into the ecology... These days, dust Bunny numbers are skyrocketing, with no end in sight. Is there a way to save the species, daddy? Work is being done using the DNA of bullies, and those icky frogs with eggs in their backs.
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sbchamp over 11 years ago
‘Bully’ genes?Levi Strauss inconsolable
Marisa Ruffolo Premium Member over 11 years ago
What a brilliant mind to think of something so intricate and so funny!
ChessPirate over 11 years ago
Next time Eddie sees a monster under his bed, he’ll lovingly care for it.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 11 years ago
So that’s why every successive generation is as messed up as the previous one?
dzw3030 over 11 years ago
Shush! The EPA is listening!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Oh boy.
chromosome Premium Member over 11 years ago
I never used to think monsters were under my bed, but I was sure that if I fell asleep with my arm dangling over the side of the bed, something would bite it.
Number Three over 11 years ago
Love it Love it Love it!
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Allan CB Premium Member over 11 years ago
I think I was attacked the other night by a dust mammoth.I looked under the bed in the morning, and the damn thing was 3 fleet long, and about 2 foot wide! (Obviously, I’m a Bachalour baby, and need to clean more!)
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
There’s a reason you don’t sleep with a hand or foot over the edge of your bed. …. I swear I was nipped a couple of times, many long years ago!.But those dust bunnies…… ohhhh……watch out! The dust mammoths can be dealt with in a reasonable manner. Toss them a carrot and bale of hay and they’ll follow you anywhere..Its when the dust bunnies turn into Were-Rabbits! … Then it is time to run and hide!