Dad said it would take thousands of boxes of Jell-O to turn the pool into a giant dessert. Why couldn't it take just one box or two? Yeah! Physics is a big ol' rip-off. It's a conspiracy against fun.
Why are they just sitting there? Why havent they forgotten what dad said and trying to find out for themselves? Its the end of summer! Last chance to do something stupid and claim it was educational before school.
When I was a kid the local mall did a contest called a ‘Jello Jump’. They had 500 gallons of jello with different colored marbles in it. You would jump into the jello and root around for 1 minute to try and find a marble. The marbles were to claim prizes based on their color. Just to make that much jello they bought out the stock of 3 small grocery stores. We came out looking like a toxic creature, but it was a great way to cool off and have fun.
iciyapitate about 11 years ago
completely
Hunter7 about 11 years ago
Why are they just sitting there? Why havent they forgotten what dad said and trying to find out for themselves? Its the end of summer! Last chance to do something stupid and claim it was educational before school.
StarNut Premium Member about 11 years ago
When I was a kid the local mall did a contest called a ‘Jello Jump’. They had 500 gallons of jello with different colored marbles in it. You would jump into the jello and root around for 1 minute to try and find a marble. The marbles were to claim prizes based on their color. Just to make that much jello they bought out the stock of 3 small grocery stores. We came out looking like a toxic creature, but it was a great way to cool off and have fun.
pschearer Premium Member about 11 years ago
Physics is especially a conspiracy against fun when you’re trying to fly off the roof of your house.
sbchamp about 11 years ago
One word:FIZZIES!!The Deltas approve
Allan CB Premium Member about 11 years ago
Hello Bucketeers!
Number Three about 11 years ago
Love the way they are tossing the paper balls into the bin.
LOL xxx
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
Agreed boys!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 11 years ago
The GOP couldn’t have put it any better.