The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 20, 2013
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Strawberries themselves are food. You don't have to do anything to them. What about making them into fruit snacks? No! No! No fruit snacks! No fruit nuggets, no fruit gum, drinks, juices, pop, roles, or anything. Just fruit. Have you checked this on Snopes?
Calm down mom and show him by eating a few. Also take the note to stop buying processed foods. Oh wait, never mind, that would be boring. :-)