The Buckets by Greg Cravens for January 14, 2014
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I'm done. Cooked. Exhausted. Dain bramaged. I've never been so grateful to be home... Oh, good. You're here. Go online and check Toby's grades. ...and spend the rest of the evening inventing strategies for salvaging his grade-point average. And selling him on it, yes. Couldn't we just wring our hands and worry vaguely about his future?
Hunter7 almost 11 years ago
Ohhhh…just let Toby figure out a strategy for improvement. Then make him present it at dinner.
gregcartoon Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Hand-Wringing! Parenting strategy for the past few thousand years! That, and telling the kids they have it so easy. I picture parents three or four thousand years ago telling their children about how goats were so much easier to milk these days, and how bad plagues “used to be when I was young… we had ’em every two or three weeks, and we still had to go out and placate the river goblins and herd the animals even when we were dying…” Parents back then were OLD, too. Seventeen or eighteen. Middle aged fuddy duddies.
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
There’s modern life again!Makes me wanna go back to ’57 and move in with Sam Bowden…
Allan CB Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Dain Bramaged eh? I’m gonna have to use that.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Good idea Larry.
saxie5 almost 11 years ago
How about a, “Hi Honey! How was your day?” or a please at least.
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Poor worn out Larry. He obviously didn’t recover well from yesterday’s Monday Blues.xxx
rgcviper almost 11 years ago
I’ve always liked the phrase “dain bramage” (and its various forms). Thanks for the smile.
slsharris almost 11 years ago
Time to take the I-phone back, lock up the video games, and put the computer in the living room where you can monitor that it’s being used for homework. He can earn them back.