The politicians say one thing... And I say another. It used to really bother me. Till I realized that even if they said what I say, I'd still assume they were lying.
W.R. ’’Bob’’ Pogue D-Central Texas Congressman 1940s to 1960s once said that he was a crook and every one in DC was crooks. “Give us your money and we will pass your bill.”He helped bring FT. Hood to this area.<><me
“An honest politician is one that stays bought. Even under this definition, there are very few honest politicians.”Oh, man. I’m gonna remember that one. That’s good.
gary4160 over 10 years ago
WTF????????
Olddog1 over 10 years ago
And you’d be right.
Allan CB Premium Member over 10 years ago
The only time a politician tells the truth is when he isn’t aware it’s the truth.
no1scouse over 10 years ago
Q. How can you tell if a politician is lying?A. His/her lips are moving!
awdunn2484 over 10 years ago
W.R. ’’Bob’’ Pogue D-Central Texas Congressman 1940s to 1960s once said that he was a crook and every one in DC was crooks. “Give us your money and we will pass your bill.”He helped bring FT. Hood to this area.<><me
gregcartoon Premium Member over 10 years ago
Alternate version:Frank- “The politician says one thing…”Frank- “And I say another…”Frank- “Simple decision… who am I gonna believe?”
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Never ‘assume’
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Of course Frank.
Herb Thiel Premium Member over 10 years ago
How can you tell if a politician is lying? His lips move.
Number Three over 10 years ago
I would agree with you every time, Frank.xxx
gregcartoon Premium Member over 10 years ago
“An honest politician is one that stays bought. Even under this definition, there are very few honest politicians.”Oh, man. I’m gonna remember that one. That’s good.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
oh Frank. Don’t think about it. Just nod and smile. And take a nap. Those annoying people will eventually stop talking.
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
A politician may be honest on occasion, usually when he commits a gaffe, i.e., he inadvertently tells the truth.