The Buckets by Greg Cravens for May 14, 2014
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Transcript:
I read that a doctor in China discovered a meat substitute that will reduce the world's dependence on beef by half. Blank. But it was on Facebook, so it must be... Well,... On Facebook. Fairest thing you can say.
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I’ve heard that originally, Television was seen as a great social uplifter- people thought that we would be watching opera and great plays and professorial lectures on television and the whole of America would become better educated and more erudite. That flopped. Now we have to wait until the In’ernets makes us all so malformed that we destroy society and have to start over. But we still won’t put Opera on TV, so, oh well. I’ma go watch the new ep’sode of ‘Lizard Lick Towing’.