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How do I change my oil? Pardon? A TV commercial said it's very important that I change my oil. How do I do that? The commercial minute your car's oil. I don't have a car! That commercial wasn't talking to me at all! None of 'em are, son. None of 'em ever are.
Not sure what planet you live on, Dad. Ads have been aimed at kids since before I was born, and that wasn’t yesterday.