The Buckets by Greg Cravens for December 21, 2014
Transcript:
What in the world? For: Santa Oof! What's in this thing? Santa? Is that you? Is Eddie in there? Ha! Eddie, what were you thinking?! I wanna be an elf, Santa! What a little weird, huh, mom? You could have suffocated in their! No, I have lots of cookies. His Christmas over? Is there punishment coming? Yes, you're grounded. Me? Why? Eddie didn't wrap that box. Rats! I asked him to mom. Oh, we're out of cookies.
yeah. Eddie forgot the air holes. And if there had been any – Toby would have wrapped them shut. .. They’re boys. Their thinking brains haven’t been turned on yet. Next time Eddie should dress as an Elf and wear a big ribbon bow and tagged “For Santa”. Then sit under the tree. Easier for the potty breaks and raiding the fridge.