Transcript:
W-e-e-e-ll, I woke up this morning... And Lordy me, I just can't go on... Ye-e-es, I woke up this morning... And Lordy meee, I just can't go on... I ain't got me know coffee, and now my eyelids way a ton... Ok, now you do it. You're not helping.
Hi. My name is Greg and I am catastrophically caffeine addicted.