The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 04, 2015
February 03, 2015
February 05, 2015
Transcript:
I have a nosebleed! Calm down. But I have a nosebleed! Well, it's not a big deal what's get you cleaned up. Not a big deal? Have you never seen a movie? When somebody gets a nose-bleed, the zombie plague has started
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Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
Go ahead and panic, it speeds up the heart rate which pumps more blood causing more blood to bleed out of your nose.
stlmaddog5 almost 10 years ago
In your case, the stupidity plague has started.
Piksea Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Ahahahahahaha! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I just love this family!!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 10 years ago
“Have you never” is an awfully elegant construction for a teenager. More natural for him to say: “Haven’t you ever…?”
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
Or you have an alien inside you…
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Oh no!
beaver48612 almost 10 years ago
Or in Korean drama, a nosebleed always mean you have cancer :-)
gregcartoon Premium Member almost 10 years ago
That’s it! If you’re in a movie and you get a nosebleed, you better hope it’s not a SciFi movie or a Chick Flick, ‘cause either one of those, and you’re about to die baaad.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Yes, Toby, all those movies are really documentaries.
english.ann almost 10 years ago
If Toby were a hemophiliac, I can understand his fear.Sounds like he never got a bloody nose in his early elementary grades; I remember hearing about classmates getting them perhaps as early as second grade, and remember going to the school nurse when I got one myself in third grade. And boys get nosebleeds by getting into fights.
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
I have the sword. The cane. Deer Hooks. Learning Southern Staff. (that should make the zombies laugh).I have seen that look your wife gives you. Ignore it. Keep practicing. Be prepared. You just never know….. ;)