The Buckets by Greg Cravens for March 14, 2015

Transcript:

So I did great in my audition and now I'm the school mascot. But they won't let me be Fang the cougar. I've gotta use the Chummy cougar costume. I'd have quit. I tried. They said I can't. What're ya gonna do? Were the Fang anyway, inspire the team to the finals, get a pro mascot deal and star in the movie about my life. That'll show 'em. That's what I'd do, too.