The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 08, 2015
Transcript:
Look, I remember when we had a salesman who retired rather than learn how to put his orders in the computer. I remember trying to explain to my father that there isn't a giant political conspiracy involved in bike lanes. I know a woman who sold her house because it had too many steps on the porch. So when I tell you I know what an old fogey is like, you'd better believe I know I'm not one.
and by the way, get off my lawn