The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 17, 2015
Transcript:
Royals secret shame. 10 secrets to improve your love life. Actors secret affair. Secret food that stops aging. Musicians secret addiction. And what possible way could anything printed in these be secret? Maybe they don't trust their readers to know the word alleged?
Pulp magazines used to run ads for “spurious spanish fly” trusting that anyone dimwitted enough to think Spanish fly was an aphrodisiac wouldn’t know what spurious meant anyway.