The Buckets by Greg Cravens for December 19, 2015
Transcript:
Why does Santa only come when we're asleep? If he came during the day, he'd feel like stopping to chat, and he'd never get finished? It's the only time you're guaranteed to be good? Well, he's got a deal with the Sandman and the sugarplum fairy, and those two can't come out in daytime? Tradition! Thanks, grandpa. Everyone else was just making up answers.
Friday’s the name. I’m a cop. I was working the night shift out of the Cahuenga office when I got a call about a B&E over by the Slauson cut-off. Guy dressed in red up on a rooftop with a bag of goodies…