The Buckets by Greg Cravens for April 14, 2016
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Poor ol' Billy, gettin' pooped on by a bird at the playground yesterday. My dad, mom and grandpa all said they knew kids it happened to back in their days. They said it's no big deal, and we should be nice. Did they say who those kids were? They called 'em bird man Louie, poopyhead Jones and umbrella dude.
Ya always wants ta wear a hat. A wiiiiiiiiiiide-brimmed hat. ’Specially in seagull territory.