The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 14, 2016
Transcript:
I'm your firstborn son! Yep. Does that mean I inherit everything, and I get to boss Eddie around his whole life? Nooo! They quit doing things that way. Aw. Why? People got tired of having to clean up assassinated firstborn bodies all over the place, is my guess.
Nah, Eddie is too smart for that. He would have used his older brother as a frontman and scapegoat.