The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 17, 2016
Transcript:
What if in the future, you got to live in a zombie-filled world of danger? Cool! I'm ready. Got a backpack full of stuff for that. Well, what if there's an alien invasion, and humanity is forced to live in slavery? I'll be a resistance leader! Yeah! What if the economy booms, and everyone can afford an education, a home, and can go to college to get whatever career they want? I'd be a rock star/archaeologist! New Ice Age? Bring it on! Age of Aquarius? Groovy! Daily grind, paying taxes. Egregious political antics, and blatant profiteering at public expense? Oh, I don't think I could handle that. I may have found a problem.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 8 years ago
Third panel, there are actual countries who offer that.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
I want to know what’s in that backpack. Zombie repellent? And what would repel a zombie anyway? The smell of decaying flesh? Surely NOT perfume. Bear/other apex predator attractant? (He can outrun any zombie, so the bear will eat THEM.)
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
Problem equals opportunity.
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
“The Real World” – Toby Bucket….
Saddenedby Premium Member over 8 years ago
same problem every generation has had. imagination = always ready and able. reality = have to learn the hard way
slsharris over 8 years ago
Become a bought and paid for member of Congress — they never have to deal with that stuff…