The Buckets by Greg Cravens for December 13, 2016

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Today in school, the teacher read to us about William Tell! Well, not so much red... Mostly just flipped pages, muttering about lawbreaking, carrying weapons in public, and child endangerment. Then she tried playing us the William Tell overture music, but shut it off, complaining about vigilantism, firearms, and wearing masks in public. And retiring soon. That came up a lot.