I got a text once from our office in Germany, “Printer does not work.” I connected to it (from California, USA) and sent a text back: “It’s out of paper.”
I can’t even remember the last time I actually needed a printer at work… everything had been electronic for the last ten years. Even the HR stuff was online, sent as links in email or Slack. Xerox must be really hurting these days…
My friend’s father worked in a government office. Their air conditioning broke down one August, and they were informed the only person qualified to fix it was on his annual summer vacation…for 2 months. He returned in early September in time for his kids to go to school.
Gizmo Cat 4 months ago
Dave is evil!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 4 months ago
On the other hand if you can’t be replaced you can’t be promoted.
ajr58(1) 4 months ago
Does David have a red Swingline stapler?
david_42 4 months ago
I got a text once from our office in Germany, “Printer does not work.” I connected to it (from California, USA) and sent a text back: “It’s out of paper.”
P51Strega 4 months ago
LOL
ChessPirate 4 months ago
“Dave? Dave?”
…
“Dave’s not here…”
cuzinron47 4 months ago
Sabotaging the business is not a good way to be indispensable.
InquireWithin 4 months ago
I can’t even remember the last time I actually needed a printer at work… everything had been electronic for the last ten years. Even the HR stuff was online, sent as links in email or Slack. Xerox must be really hurting these days…
Algolei I 4 months ago
My friend’s father worked in a government office. Their air conditioning broke down one August, and they were informed the only person qualified to fix it was on his annual summer vacation…for 2 months. He returned in early September in time for his kids to go to school.
paullp Premium Member 4 months ago
And how many others in the office are aware of this sabotage? Good luck keeping that job, Dave.