This is brilliant, on par with Pogo’s “Deck us all with Boston Charlie, Walla Walla Wash, an’ Kalamazoo” :) Please help spread this and make it a meme!
I think this captures the real way every student has understood the pledge they were forced to bleat out in unison. I’ve long thought it should be “I pledge to uphold the Constitution for which this flag stands…..”; and leave out the “under God” part….
I pledge allegiance to flag, (that so many of brothers in arms fought and died for and one day, when I am no longer here, my wife will be given) of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible with liberty and justice for all.
Lucy Rudy about 2 months ago
I think he watches too much tv.
Julius Marold Premium Member about 2 months ago
That’s the way I heard it too.
ddl297 about 2 months ago
He said “Amen”. Alert the media!! Religious assault!!
Marcia Gibson Premium Member about 2 months ago
This is the cutest recitation I’ve ever heard! He covered all of the bases.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 2 months ago
The aunt in Christmas Vacation when she says grace!! LOL!!
Spiff666 Premium Member about 2 months ago
This is brilliant, on par with Pogo’s “Deck us all with Boston Charlie, Walla Walla Wash, an’ Kalamazoo” :) Please help spread this and make it a meme!
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. about 2 months ago
Ah…I remember the good ol’ days, when we recited that in class every morning. I THINK it was just the first grade. I don’t recall doing it after that
CLaudiaAnn Premium Member about 2 months ago
‘Play ball’ is the end of the National Anthem, not the Pledge. /s
cabalonrye about 2 months ago
I’ll have to look that up. Did you really have to recite that at school?
Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago
Close enough.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 2 months ago
Isn’t he the cutest little patriot? Reminds me of me trying to remember lines to a song at that age.
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
Well kids are a little out of practice.
gary.eddings4157 Premium Member about 2 months ago
I think this captures the real way every student has understood the pledge they were forced to bleat out in unison. I’ve long thought it should be “I pledge to uphold the Constitution for which this flag stands…..”; and leave out the “under God” part….
pearcy19 about 2 months ago
That’s about right.
oakie817 about 2 months ago
Close
EMGULS79 about 2 months ago
You forgot the most important part. UNDER GOD.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 months ago
Truer words were never spoken.
j.l.farmer about 2 months ago
OMG!!! I love it!! Great comic today, Mr Cravens!!
serial232 about 2 months ago
I pledge allegiance to flag, (that so many of brothers in arms fought and died for and one day, when I am no longer here, my wife will be given) of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible with liberty and justice for all.