The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 20, 2004

Transcript:

Professor: When did you grow that beard, Dusty? Dusty: When I turned seventy, Perfessor. Professor: What inspired you at such a late date? Dusty: Well...I was in a Wal-Mart... They were havin' a special on bathroom magnifyin' mirrors... You ever taken a good look at the Badlands of South Dakota? Professor: Uh...no. Dusty: Trust me. They look better with snow on them.