The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 29, 2005
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July 30, 2005
Transcript:
The General: What're the TV trucks doing here, Evelyn? Evelyn: It's Mildred's 100th birthday, General. The General: Hmph! Reporters never come to talk to old folks otherwise. Evelyn: And they'll ask the same old question every time. Woman: So, Mildred....what is the secret of your amazing longevity? Mildred: Well, honey....which standard reply do you want? "Healthy food and optimism" or "Drink lots of wine and party"?
