The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 17, 2005
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Transcript:
Woman: Any other reports from the Potential Mate Recruitment Subcommittee? Okay...Mimi! Mimi: I've been doing some actuarial research....the male/female ratio is mch closer in some countries than in the U.S., but no one knows exactly why that is... Woman 2: I know! I know! If one were to examine the colons of Japanese and Swedish men... Woman: Well! Look what time it is! I move that we adjourn. Woman 3: Second1
It’s because we guys do more stupid things and therefore get injured more often, therefore we die earlier, therefore there’s more old ladies than old men.