The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 04, 2005
Transcript:
Woman: Alaina...Kaci...give your grandfather a kiss! Girls: hi, Grandpa!! The General: At ease, girls!! You're both out of uniform! Your pants are falling down, young lady! And you've got parachute pull rings in your navel and nose! Girl: You're old-fashioned Gramps! Haven't you ever seen piercings before? The General: Seen 'em? Why, I have a couple myself. Girls: You do? The General: Yep! Got pierced at the Normandy beachhead. I didn't volunteer for it like you. Want to see them? Woman: Dad!! Don't go there!!