The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 19, 2006
Transcript:
Evelyn: Boone....I need your handyman skills. Boone: Is this about some kind of winter shelter for your feral cat? Evelyn: Exactly!! Something undetectable by the management... Boone: I could make a cat door. Evelyn: No, Boone!! An indoor pet would violate my lease agreement!! Boone: It would? Evelyn: Ferguson vs. the State of Kansas...page eight..."No cat can be deemed a pet if it is living solely outdoors and unsupervised as defined by... Boone: No...cat...door...