The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 05, 2006
Transcript:
Evelyn: Dusty... It's the Professor's birthday this week. General: You're his best friend... ask him what he really wants... Dusty: Okay... lend me your pen! "Scuse me, Perfessor... ... You reckon there's somethin' you'd really like fer yer birthday? Professor: Oh, my yes!! suetonius "Lives of the Caesars" in the Loeb edition would be nice. Or... or... "Homer's Odyssey..." the Fagles translation... or the Fitzgerald version would be fine... Oh!! I just thought of a few more... Dusty: Uh, huh... Uh, huh... Evelyn: Well... what did he say? Dusty: A tie or a pair of gloves...