The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 06, 2006
Transcript:
Ben: Hey, slugger! What're you doing here at Elderpark? Kid: I'm showin' my great-grandma my brand-new Little League uniform. Ben: Nice! Do you know whose birthday it is today?... Babe Ruth! Kid: Who's Abe Root? Nurse Ludmilla: Uh-oh! Why for pressing Elderpark medical-alert button, Ben? Ben: I'm having heart palpitations! The kid!! He did it! Kid: Did not! Bzzzzzz