The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 07, 2006

Transcript:

Dusty: Dagnabit!! Professor: What's wrong, Dusty? Dusty: Feller can't git hisself no customer service by phone, no how! General: You don't speak in a gramatically correct manner. Perhaps you're misunderstood. Dusty: Izzat so? Professor: Indeed! For instance... I've heard you say "the scissors is in the drawer" and "my car don't run so good..." therefore, each time you speak incorrectly, I'll correct you! Dusty: Oh, woe is me!! Professor: Actually, Dusty... to be correct, it's oh, woe is I!