The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 27, 2006
Transcript:
Professor: What can I get you? Man: I'll have a burger, corn on the cob and a beer. Professor: I'm sorry... our organization is philosophically opposed to animal products, genetically engineered crops and alcohol. Man: Well... give me what you're serving, then. Professor: I need one glass of water and a piece of toast. Dusty: Light or dark?