The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 15, 2007

Transcript:

Professor: The question we pose today is this: if you had only six months to live, what would you do? Evelyn? Evelyn: I'd marry a college professor! Professor: Evelyn! That's very flattering! Boone: Why'd you say that, Evelyn? Evelyn: Simple, Boone. I'd like those six months to seem to drag out as long as possible... Boone: Oh. Professor: Next question...