The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 18, 2007

Transcript:

Woman: Evelyn! We've heard rumors that the Professor is writing a romance novel... Evelyn: Really? Hee... hee.. Professor: Aha! Evelyn! Would you come here for a moment? I'd like you to read this love scene, and tell me if it needs more a woman's touch... Evelyn: OKay. "She entered the train station and saw him instantly! He leapt to his feet. She wondered to herself... if the station was 100 yards wide and she ran at 3mph and he ran 2mph, how much time would elapse before they kissed?" Professor: i don't know... it just lacks something...