The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 23, 2007

Transcript:

The Professor: About this time of year in 1491 a comet came very close to hitting the Earth. Boy: Cool! Professor: Not so! Had there been a collision, it would've been a terrible event! Boy: Foster Grandpa... It wouldn't have been, because aliens would've taken everyone to the planet Zaldor... Boy: ... and given everyone superpowers! Professor: Okayyyyy, kids.... let's see if anything of interest happened in 1492...