The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 01, 2007

Transcript:

General: Put those cards away, man! I have a real game for us to play! Dusty: "Risk"? General: The game of strategy. Boone: Oh, I've played this before. It's really fun. Professor: Okay. I'm in... Dusty: Sweet calamity Jane! Lookit all those game pieces! Seems too complex for me. Ah think ya can count me out on this one. General: Nonsense, soldier... the rules of engagement are simple. Boone: If I can play, so can you, Dusty... Dusty: All right. Ah guess ah'll try and learn as I go... surrender now, General, before Kamchatka becomes your Little Bighorn. One hour later...