The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 29, 2008
Transcript:
Dusty: Well, Boone's been bitten by th' celebrity bug! He'll return a completely diff'rent man. Professor: Oh, please... Dusty: Hey, Ah should know! Ah've been courted by the mistress Fame in th' past! Man: You were an actor, Dusty? Dusty: No, Ah was first ta jump Calamity Creek on a horse. Man: Um... wow? Dusty: The fame and celebrity that came from such a feat made me utterly impossible to deal with! Professor: A legacy that lives on to this very day...