The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 12, 2012
Transcript:
Nurse Ludmilla: Pill tim, Mister Dusty. You are to take this blue pill for asthma. If that pill raise blood pressure... ...then you are taking green tablet... Green tablet is sometimes making you dizzy... Dusty: Then what? Nurse Ludmilla: Then you are taking this red-and-blue pill. Dusty: Any side effects with that pill, Ludmilla? Nurse Ludmilla: Sometimes that pill cause asthma. So then you take... Dusty: Better living through chemistry...
That sounds about right. Take a pill to cure the side effect caused by another pill taken to cure the side effect caused by taking another pill and so on. It passes the time when you are bored.